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  • I'm gonna keep this review short ---- actually this is my experience and I'll give you all an insight on how I got to 2 stars. After leaving Sport Clips with my pseudo-wannabe hipster haircut, I saw a sign that said 90% OFF EVERYTHING AT BOARDERS! By some random guy in the street. So I did what any rational human being would do, I decided it was the perfect time to get a shitload of books no one has ever heard about at some obscure price you wouldn't know about. So far, 5 Stars. I walk into Boarders, the signs in the store say 70-90% off everything, I was promised 90% off everything! Boy oh howdy, people who follow my Xanga Web Vlog know how furious I was to figure out that Boarders gave me the good'ole "rope-a-dope". Loses 1 Star I checked out their book selection, pretty decent considering that everything was about 80% off on average and I was kind of surprised that everything wasn't sold out. Then, I saw a very beautiful oriental woman just walking around, looking at random books and my first thought was, "bink". My second thought was, "Hey I'll talk to her". Then I pondered on whether or not I should spend time and effort on going after her, after about 2 minutes I figured, "sure". Little did I know while I was pondering, she vanished. Loses 1 Star. Well eff that noise, I grabbed a few books that looked decent and worked my wait up to the cashier. She was in her 60's or something, and since I was in a cheery mood I decided to bust out the small talk. Joey: Howdy! Cashier: ... Joey: Oh boy gettin some cheap books today, good stuff right? Cashier: ... Joey: ... Cashier: $15.31 is your total. *I pay with debit card* *Cashier hands it back, doesn't say anything* Joey: Well you have a good weekend *takes one step away* *Cashier says nothing* Joey: *turns back and finger guns her way* LIKEWISE! :D Loses 1 star and a potential friend that never warmed up to me. I hope a dog humps her leg for 12 minutes then bites her pinky toe. So yeah, shitty borders, It would be 1 star but everything was dirt cheap.
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