Despite the fact that I was falling over drunk, I could immediately tell that the veggie dog ("Japanese"-style) was one of the Top Five Worst Food Items I Have Ever Consumed. It made me long for the delicacies of Tiraspol, Transnistria. On the plus side, the food was so bad it had my friend and I in a fit of giggles until we finally threw the hotdogs away. Depressed? Feeling down? Tubby Dog might just put a smile on your face, but for all the wrong reasons.