It puts the lotion on its skin......
or you can visit Staples and get stocked by a nosy and overly interested Manager. I'm all about customer service and helpful people but there's a line. And the Staples super stalker crossed that line.
In my 15 minute shopping's trip I was guided into Printer ink, phone chargers, rubber bands, power cords and 3 x asking if I needed help. Mind you I only came in there for ink and paper but I was hassled about all their other products.
And they wonder why people buy things on Amazon! On Amazon, you get your stuff and you check out! There's no questions about loyalty cards, complicated recycling Inc. rules, and silence of the lamb stalkers.
Besides most of the time the stuff is overly priced anyways and I'll just plan ahead next time and Amazon my ink