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| - When we first went to this place, we had the Pizza. It was really good. So, since Friday is our "burger day" we decided to go back and try the burger.
We arrived at the restaurant around 4:00pm. This is a big restaurant and there was nobody in the restaurant except a couple of guys at the bar. We were seated and proceeded to look at the menu. My wife ordered a small chef salad, I ordered the only burger on the menu. It was $11.00 so I thought this "has" to be good ... right?
While waiting for our "food", a family came in, and the host seated them right behind us. THE ENTIRE RESTAURANT IS AVAILABLE, but we get the family right behind us. I don't dislike families, but do object to the two 4-year-old's, who sat behind me, continuously kicking the seat, staring at my wife and running back and forth on the seat like they were in some kind of marathon. Again, I have no problems with family. Love children. But a dining out experience should not include hearing nothing but screaming kids and their kicking on the seats.
Finally, the "food" arrived. The salad was huge for a small, and the burger "looked" tasty. They only offer Swiss cheese and I've never had a burger with Swiss cheese, and now know why. The waitress looked at the empty bottle of catsup and said "Huh, that looks empty", and sat it down on the table.
It was absolutely the worse thing I have ever tried to digest. It had absolutely NO FLAVOR. How do you do that. How do you make a burger with absolutely no flavor????? It had something cheese on it, that was also flavorless. There were two pickles on the plate that actually tasted like pickles, but that's about it. It came with these potato things that also, had no flavor. Eleven bucks for two tiny pickle slices that taste like pickles. What a deal.
My wife HATED the salad. It was served it in a slanted bowl, making it impossible to mix together when you add the dressing. OH YEA, DON'T EVER ORDER THE "HOUSE" DRESSING. IT'S AWFUL. There was a small amount of toppings but it was mostly lettuce.
When the bill arrived, we discovered that even though my wife ordered the SMALL salad, she had received a LARGE. So, since everything about this dining "Experience" was HORRIBLE, what kind of tip should one leave for a waitress who: serves tasteless food, places the wrong order, presents you with an empty catsup bottle, never asks how the swill tastes, and seats the Brady bunch, HIGH ON SUGAR, right behind you to kick the hell out of the seat while running some kind of a marathon?
The exclamation point to this disaster was, while we were attempting to dine on this swill, a "homeless looking" waiter, with more hair than sasquatch, walked by our table, picking at the wax in his ears, and twisting the ear hairs together for what I assumed was some kind of macramé class.
We don't care how good the pizza was the first time, we will never, ever, ever, ever consider this place for anything but an eyesore on the landscape that we occasionally have to drive past.
Oh yea, I stated to the BIMBO host that the "food" was absolutely TERRIBLE, she said "well, have a nice day". It must be the policy of Mellow Mushroom to just hire idiots?
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