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By The Rue
For lunch today was the Tilted Kilt,
I arrived in a car and not on stilts,
This is not The House That Peter Built,
When I play pinball I never tilt!
My opinion it's a two star "pub",
A lot of T.V.'s and mediocre grub,
Take a shower or get in the tub,
Maybe the girls will give you a chub.
Went with the blackened chicken flatbread,
Lettuce, tomato, onion, chipotle spread,
Right after I ordered I thought in my head,
I should have went with cheesesteak instead.
It looked good right when it came out,
After the first bite I wanted to shout,
"Where is the chicken" I should have spout,
But I sucked it up anyway, and I hate No Doubt.
It's funny to see all the negative reviews,
From all the guys who don't have a clue,
Don't get mad when the chicks aren't into you,
Go home and pout when you finish your brew.
The ice tea was rich and strong how I like,
Snoop Dogg called E-Z-E's mom a Frisco Dyke,
If you're a stickler for food then you might dislike,
The choices here but no reason to strike.
It's a much better place to watch the game,
Don't even bother asking your waitress her name,
They get it all day long you're just the same,
Another tool in a used BMW, what a shame.
Courtney our waitress was right in stride,
Efficient and cute and certainly not wide,
To the girl with the huge tattoos down your side,
I would marry you tomorrow and make you my bride!!
HAGGIS!!!
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