Ok I just got back from the gym and decided that after writing my tepid review, I would do some further investigation just to make sure that I really knew what I was talking about.
It turns out, I didn't.
I checked in with the desk staff and asked them to tell me about all of the services available there. They have so much going on - cardio room, weight room, full locker room with steamroom, hot sauna, showers, swimming pool, outdoor track, and classes.
I like this place. Upgrade from 3 to 4 stars takes effect NOW.