If you're a vegetarian, there are just some places you shouldn't go... Sausage factory. Pig roast. Republican National Convention. However, Yard House does not make this list. They delight a with a vast plethora of vegetarian selections that a responsible and eco-conscious mortal consumer such as myself could enjoy. Our waitress, Caitlin, was prompt and had amazing posture. She approached the table with an indigo aura, describing the menu the way an author describes a sunset. I could tell we had made a sisterhood-style connection when she informed me that a vegetarian item I had elected was still fried in the same oil as animal "products." Namaste, Caitlin. Out of the corner of your eye, the hipster art shifts emotions on a subtle yet significant level. I would only ask that the artist employ more cerulean shades in future works. Quite pleased.