Number one: there's too many hipsters, too many old people, and not enough cool people.
Number two: why don't the people cooking food wear hair nets or hats?!
Number three: what's with the stupid maze like layout? People always looked so confused in there as if they've all forgotten how to walk.
Number four: the worst part of all, why do all the employees always look like they're way too cool to be nice and smile? Where's the customer service?
Number five: I don't understand the middle aged bald DJ...
Number six: I miss the old lux from 2006-2009 when it used to be cool.
The end.
UPDATE: the tea is now magically terrible; it's basically water with food coloring! And the employees are as rude as ever.