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  • I have photos of this... The photos are of: A broken sideview mirror. A filthy dash. Leather seats that were never wiped. A blob of smoothie that my son left less than 24 hours ago. There are dozens of alternatives to this place. Even if you are sitting directly outside of this building, do not go in. I drive a Small SUV. I requested a Express in-and-out $26. I stated to the owner that he can ignore everything that I put in the baby seat, and all of the trunk. The owner asked if I wanted the cup holders cleaned, this of course is the stupidest fucking question. If I could somehow rewind my life back to a moment, I should have taken my keys back right then and there and moved on. If I have to tell you to clean something in the car, and you are in the car cleaning business, then you are a moron. "of course you need to clean that" He chimes in with "well that is going to be $10 extra. So lets start adding up this bill. That is $10 + $3 + $26. My bill came to $46. That is $20 more that the advertised price. I got into my car, pleased that the exterior was clean, and frankly I assumed the car was too. Then I noticed that the side view mirror was broken, and a 2 inch by 1 inch piece was broken off. I got out of the car, and called the owner over. I explained that my mirror was broken, he denied this till the cows came home, so I left him to tend to the bovines I skirted past him, walked right into the cleaning bay. I got to the area that they power-wash the vehicles...I am now looking for a piece of my car. The owner caught up to me to inform me he couldn't have broken it because "I DIDN'T CLEAN IT. This is the logic of a 9 year old and, WHY? exactly didn't you clean it. Now I am utterly fuming. I look all through my car, THIS IS THE MOST PATHETIC CLEANING JOB ON EARTH. A Sunday school fundraising car wash would do a better job. Here are trusted alternatives to this business: Steeles Car Wash - 2645 Steeles Ave W, North York, ON M3J 2P1 - 4+ stars Parkway Car Wash - 2055 Sheppard Ave E, North York, ON M2J 1W6 3+ stars **as an aside, I had some simple work done to this vehicle at a Mr Lube. One of their staff broken something. By the time the manager stopped apologizing, he had comped the entire job, gave me a free oil change for my next visit and gave me a 10% lifetime discount card. THAT IS CUSTOMER SERVICE
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