If In-N-Out and Starbucks had a baby in the champagne-room of a strip club...that baby would be named Dutch Bros Coffee.
Much like In-N-Out, the menu is small, with decent options (I prefer the crack-cocaine infused "911").
Much like Starbucks, you are over-paying for sugary swill. Though this swill tastes better in my opinion.
Much like a strip club, you are going to be waiting in an artificially inflated line, that is intended to give passers by the illusion that "this place is packed...it must be great".
And while the employees are nice, their demeanor is as artificially inflated as the lines.
In conclusion, while crack-cocaine and strip clubs are great...they have their side-effects and shortcomings.