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| - Dear Yard House,
Myself largely being a patron of independently owned eateries, you tarnish my semi-conscientious restaurant going habits by luring me into your chain establishment. Over and over again.
Had you not so many varied and delicious ales, stouts, lagers, and lambics on your taps, were your onion rings not served in a veritable ring toss of obscene heights, did your happy hour not make me quite so happy, then maybe, MAYBE I could resist your heated/cooled patio so perfectly poised for people watching.
Alas, your Cuban pork dip sandwich begs to be shared. Your chicken nachos beckon me softly. Even your sliders (regular, turkey, or Korean BBQ) sing out my name in a trio of tiny voices; I cannot resist their siren song.
I am a ruined woman.
Unfailingly Yours,
Lori
Pros: Great happy hour, M-F, 3-6, reverse happy hour S-Thur, 10-midnight. People watching patio (I like to guess what movies people are going to see based on appearances), friendly service, unmatched beer list.
Cons: Wait can be lengthy at prime times, service can be slow when busy. Chain:(
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