Take everything you know about Olive Garden, all the jokes about how terrible it is and images of ketchup on overcooked noodles.... and remind yourself it's all true.
I forgot for a moment during an intense Italian craving. Of course, the bread sticks were good. Or maybe they were just good in comparison to the awful food.
Spend $6 on a jar of Ragu & a box of pasta from the grocery store.
Really though, it's my own fault. I mean, what did I expect?