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| - In a perfect world, we might all dine on potted periwinkles and tartare at Zagat-rated hotspots every night, but alas, that's just not financially realistic for most, so sometimes you just gotta go for something cheap, quick and consistent, and if there's one thing you can expect with a fast food chain it's consistency - consistent service, consistent menu, consistent quality - but in this case, I was absolutely flabbergasted by the inefficiency of the service because the counter person kept taking partial orders from myself and my friend while partially completing to-go orders and coming back to find out we also wanted onion rings and then coming back from the fryer to find out we also wanted potato wedges and coming back to find out we also wanted drinks and then I had to pay with the fucking weird debit contraption by carefully placing my card into a slot at the top but there are like 5 other places to swipe your card and suddenly I was overcome with the feeling that this fast pizza wasn't going to be worth my stolen identity but at least those onion rings and potato wedges fulfilled my deep-fried fantasies, and we enjoyed them immensely while watching fucking depressing CP24 on the TV and some sort of shady transaction between a man on a bike and his associate in the doorway, and on a final note: the pizza could use 300% more cheese.
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