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| - Why yes, I am writing a review on a strip club. Go ahead and say it: best female community manager ever.
Once again, Saturday was one of those nights where after a few shots (few is definitely the wrong word there... but we'll go with that) someone says, "hey let's go to Uptown."
I'll be completely honest, I have zero idea how much it costs to get into this place. When we end up here we're usually with a liquor rep, service industry person, etc.. someone who knows someone. Plus, I'm a girl.
What's not to like? There's breakfast. If you've been boozing, you'll probably think it's heaven. I'm not really a huge lap dance fan. I don't really get what I'm supposed to be doing when it's going on. Where do I put my hands? Am I supposed to talk to them? What are appropriate questions? Now the girls on the stage, that's a different story. I'll throw monies (I love to say that word) down all night and get stripper hugs. My favorite girl here is the massage lady. I'll take her over a lap dance any day.
Cocktails. Yes, they're pricey. You're at a strip club. However, there are different drink specials each night. Sunday is SIN and amateur night. You'll see familiar faces drinking there from bars across the city.
I noticed some people complaining about free passes not being honored. Always make sure to read the cards. You usually can't use them after a certain time or when special events are happening.
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