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| - Thank god for Ted's Hot Dogs! There is nothing better in life than a charbroiled hot dog with tasty onion rings and a soda. My cohorts at work turned me onto Ted's and I kept it secret from my wife. Yes, I'm that cruel. Then one Sunday morning we were watching one of those Top 10 Hot Dog shows on the Food Network or Travel Channel. She said to me, "I wish we could have a great hot dog today." I broke down and wept, confessing my multiple sins of all the times I tip toed to Ted's to enjoy a chili footlong dog and an all beef dog with the works. She, loving me, immediately hit me a couple of times about the head, and said "Get dressed bitch - lunch is on you." Now, if you ever meet Marie, you'll come to know that she is sweet and understanding, but on that day, I found one of her few limits. Needless to say, we had a great experience at Ted's that Sunday.
REMEMBER: They only take cash. No debit cards, no credit cards, no bartering.
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