About: http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/-jO8u6owzsOEg1LlAy-Lmw     Goto   Sponge   NotDistinct   Permalink

An Entity of Type : rev:Review, within Data Space : foodie-cloud.org, foodie-cloud.org associated with source document(s)

AttributesValues
type
dateCreated
itemReviewed
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#funnyReviews
rev:rating
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#usefulReviews
rev:text
  • Every day at some point I daydream about the Golden Tiki and when we will meet again. When I'm at work and stressed I'm thinking about those dreamy drinks. While I'm sweating to death and counting my 9,587th step (yeah I got sucked in) im fantasizing about chilling in the fancy pirate room listening to the DJ spin chill tunes. Can we talk about my obsession with the pirate room in the back? There is a cheesy musical from the 80's I happen to own and know all the words to called The Pirate Movie. How could I not fall in love with songs called, "Give Me a Happy Ending" and "Keep Pumpin, Blowin?!" Yeah, it's amazing. There are hot pirates, a pirate ship, really big hair and boom boxes. It's golden. Just like the mutha fluckin Golden Tiki! This place makes me feel like I'm in the movie. The pirate room has a real, pirate skeleton that talks. My pirate booty is in heaven! Now that I shared way too much information with you about that let's get down to business. Business in the front and party in the back. The front of this fantasy island is the tiki bar. I'm seeing Hawaiian print everything, authentic tikis and old explorer pictures with the native and vintage ashtrays. Above the bar is even a talking tiki and a sky full of stars. What I'm trying to say is you can get high just from the cool visuals if this place, man. Toss in some well, hand crafted drinks that are insane! I'm sold! Each One of the cocktails is liquid art. The Mai tai is legit! Hand crafted syrups with fresh juice and top shelf booze unlike those twenty skull drinks a skip and a jump away that are pure sugar and basically battery acid. Nope. Not at this fine establishment with free valet parking in the rear. Service has been legit each time I've been there and I have to give props to whoever designed the custom Hawaiian dresses the cocktail waitresses wear. They're beautiful. If you want to escape this torturous heat and responsibility in general let the Golden Tiki be your guide. If you're lucky you may leave with some pirate booty.
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#coolReviews
rev:reviewer
Faceted Search & Find service v1.16.115 as of Sep 26 2023


Alternative Linked Data Documents: ODE     Content Formats:   [cxml] [csv]     RDF   [text] [turtle] [ld+json] [rdf+json] [rdf+xml]     ODATA   [atom+xml] [odata+json]     Microdata   [microdata+json] [html]    About   
This material is Open Knowledge   W3C Semantic Web Technology [RDF Data] Valid XHTML + RDFa
OpenLink Virtuoso version 07.20.3238 as of Sep 26 2023, on Linux (x86_64-generic_glibc25-linux-gnu), Single-Server Edition (126 GB total memory, 108 GB memory in use)
Data on this page belongs to its respective rights holders.
Virtuoso Faceted Browser Copyright © 2009-2025 OpenLink Software