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| - I've only been to 2 strip clubs in my life. One in San Diego and CH3. After going to CH3, I really don't know if the one in San Diego can be considered a strip club!
Now, let's get things straight, I am NOT a strip club connoisseur, by any means. Going to 2 doesn't make me an expert. However, what I do know, is that I had an awesome time when I went the CH3! Yes, I know, with scantily-clad, gorgeous women dancing around me, how can I NOT have a good time, right?
My night started off with a little dinner at Smith and Wollensky's. After that, we called the free limo service at CH3 to pick us up. We entered the VIP door and entered the club with a free drink coupon in tow. I was happily greeted by Anastasia who took care of me for over an hour. She showed this novice the ropes and took care of me (and didn't take advantage of the Vegas Strip Club rookie). When she was done, she escorted me back out to the bar. It was here where more fun happens. As I'm sitting down with my "girlie drink," multiple girls come up to me and start chatting. Most of them are pretty much trying to get you to the backroom for a lap dance. And most of them are pretty cool if you don't want one. Yeah, I said, MOST of them. One or 2 of them just walked away rolling their eyes when I said I didn't want one. Have some thicker skin, lady! I'd be broke if I went with every single girl that talked to me. And plus, you looked bitchy, to boot!
As good.......err, great..... as Anastasia was, the highlight was hanging out with Courty.......or Courtney (I don't know. Hard to concentrate when there are boobies all around you). As I was saying, Courty, was awesome! I bought her a few drinks and we chatted it up before she went on stage (How lame. Came to a strip club to talk, huh? Yeah, well, F#$% you. I had fun! Haha!). She was totally cool! I regret not going to the back for a dance with her. But, nature called and she was already off the stage when I got back. Stupid nature......
There are a few other things to note, too (Sorry if this is a little rudimentary to you experts).
1) There is usually a cover charge when entering. I can't tell you how much it is though, since I went in thru the VIP entrance.
2) The bartenders are super cool, too.
3) With the exception of the 1 or 2 girls I mentioned above, the other girls are cool. They have something for everyone: blonde, brunette, asian, black, girls with glasses, redheads, librarians, democrats...... okay, maybe not the last 2, but you get the point.
4) They take credit card, but not for everything, so make sure you have enough cash.
5) Be careful not to get duped into going into the VIP VIP Room (actually, I have no idea what it's called, as you can see). It's here where you have to get bottle service.
To sum it up: A GREAT time with a few drinks, good friends, and gorgeous women. What else can a guy ask for.......
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