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| - *THE FRISKY MISHAP AND BIRTHDAY BLUNDER*
My experience at Oasis was memorable... but not in a good way. I decided to spoil myself for my birthday and get a 90 minute massage (something I really needed). So I call to get an appointment and the receptionist is less then enthusiastic to help me, or give me any details to finding the place.
She just kept repeating the address... like that's helpful? I googled and within seconds figured out the best route on getting there. Anywho, I arrive 15 minutes on time (as required via phone) to fill out health forms. Some of the questions are a bit too personal.. nobody needs to know when I got it on with some guy...you get the picture.
So I get escorted 30 minutes late to my appointment into a dingy hallway room where they sit me down in a small room with a semi-comfy couch to wait another 5 minutes.... an employee walks by and ask if she can help me. "Umm, sure I want my 90 minute massage..." I felt like saying that, however I don't like comfrontation.
So she shows me where I get changed in some locker/ shower area that's more like a wash room with dirty showers, the ladies putting their street clothes on ready to leave didn't seem impressed with their pedicures or facials... that should have been my first instinct to run away- and fast!
So I get escorted by some dude to my room (finally), and he doesn't introduce himself just say's get undressed, put the blanket over yourself and I'll be back. To me that sounds naughty... right? SO he returns to do the massage. Now don't judge me I have nothing against guys giving massages, but the only man I feel comfortable with touching my buttocks is my boyfriend. Oasis should have prepared me by asking if I was Okay with a male rubbing me down.
The whole experience was uncomfortable, he wasn't gentle and kept yapping away about spa products. He even went as far to say "You have really dry skin... perhaps you need more moisturizer." Ugh... thanks for making me more self conscious... All I could stress about was "Should have waxed my legs".
I left feeling sore, embarrassed, uncomfortable and undecided on crying or not.
It was a HORRIBLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT TO ME!!!!!
When I went up to the reception to pay for my services she asked if I liked it or not... when I shook my head no, she then said "Well I'll bring out your Massaues and you can tell him!" I was mortified. I just demanded to pay and get the H-E double LL out of there. She gave me a nasty look and had the nerve to even suggested I should tip him! Are you for real?
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