Do you know where you are? You're in the jungle baby. You're gonna die. But at least you won't die hungry or unhappy.
The food here is awesome. Really delicious stuff. I can't say enough good things about it. Except for the fact that Cafe Istanbul is across the effin street. And I wouldn't say I choose one exclusively over the other, but more times than not, It's Istanbul, not Constantinople. People rave about their hummus. Which is raveworthy. But I'm all about the Babaganoush. I think eggplant puree is good clean fun. But the name sounds like slang for some big booty. And I think I've just found a new euphemism. Go me.