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| - I do not like candy. Maybe when I was a kid but after my teens I think I have only bought chocolate bars maybe 5 times -- and I am actually over budgeting 3 bars to my tally just to make sure I do not over estimate. Aside from that most of my candy intake is from what I get off restaurants, after you pay your bill.
Ice cream, I dot not have much of it either, however Yogurt and to be exact, Froyo, now that is the real, pure, uncut stuff. It is delicious and objectively speaking, pretty healthy.
Now Menchie's like any other dealer, will simply tell you to server yourself, 'cause, you know, they trust you, alas, that's how they get you, man.
It is just you, a cup and large amounts of froyo at the ready, all you have to do is pull that lever, 'See? It's easy. No worries... Just pull it, here...' they say. That's how they get you hooked!
First time I did it, I kept thinking to myself, 'just a little more, man, just a little more...' By the time I checked out it was like $8.75!
So you have to be careful not to overdose on froyo, 'cause of the side effects...it chills your brain, man!
As far as the toppings, like the chocolate chips, candy and nuts, I don't bother. Why cut your froyo? You are there for that sweet, sweet fermented mik, that's why you are really there for, and we both know it. Just pick whichever flavour by using some of the taster cups and you will be ready to roll and get frosty.
Just remember, they have different flavours, so it is worth dropping by from time to time for a fix and walk it to the nearby park to get the full experience or just go outside.
...Danger, Will Robinson! Danger! The prices do add up quickly, a full cup of delish froyo will easily be north of $12.
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