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| - Breakfast of Champions! OK, more like breakfast of maybe semi-pros. When was the last time you saw Michael Jordan at a Denny's? That's right, never. Although doesn't Shaq or Magic Johnson own a few of them? Can't remember.
I like this Denny's location much better than the one closest to my home. This one is bigger and the décor is a bit more inviting. Service seems quicker & more hospitable. Plus this Denny's turns over people at an alarming rate, especially on a weekend morning. Long wait lines disappear pretty quick!
Not that I eat breakfast at Denny's all that often. And really, Denny's for the most part is synonymous with breakfast. I look at the lunch & dinner menu and I just shake my head. Why oh why does it seem like it caters to older (much older) people? Not saying it's bad, but just seems so old-fashioned! So, I just stick with the breakfast stuff.
I like cheap, and when I want an OK breakfast for chump change & am sick of $1 breakfast sausage burritos from McDonald's, I end up at Denny's. Yeah, you go to their regular breakfast menu and some of that stuff costs you a few fingers! More than $12 for some of their damn omelets! $10 for a friggin' breakfast sandwich! Unbelievable! So I go with the little, all the way in the back of the book, value menu. Get items priced at $2, $4, $6, and $8! More my style! Save the rest of that money for some Lipitor prescription later.
I often opt for the $4 Everyday Value Slam - its got 2 buttermilk pancakes, 2 eggs cooked to order (I go with sunny side up), and either 2 bacon strips or 2 sausage links (I usually ask for 1 bacon strip & 1 sausage link). All you need for a growing middle-aged man!
But this particular morning I was feeling extra manly and won a gangbusters of cash the night before at the casino...went home with $20 profit WOOT WOOT! Changed that sucker for all $1's homey! I felt like ballin' so I went with the BIG bad boy - the $8 Grand Slam Slugger! 2 buttermilk pancakes, 2 eggs cooked to order (over easy this time), 2 bacon strips AND 2 sausage links yo! With a side of well-done hash browns, baby! Plus it includes an endless cup of coffee AND a small cup of juice...orange for me, boi! Breakfast just got BIG PIMPIN'!
Felt like a million bucks eating this thing! Pancakes were light & fluffy not to mention drenched in butter & warm syrup, dippin' my bacon into the runny egg yolk & ketchup just like I like to do, even the damn coffee was pipin' hot & fresh like Beyoncé's backside (yeah I got 99 problems but hash browns ain't one). Don't forget the Cholula! But whoa, had to knock it down a star because of the cholesterol overload! Halfway through I was boggin' down, this Grand Slam Slugger ain't no joke! Watch out, it'll put you down for the count! Just too rich! I felt like I needed some kind of vegetation on my plate to counter all of the oily goodness. Even a piece of parsley would have been good to gnaw on. Ended up taking a to-go box with about 1/4 of the Slugger left. Be forewarned - cold, rubbery pancakes make bad, BAD leftovers.
Great bargain for all the food & drink you get! The $8 Grand Slam Slugger from Denny's will be my go to breakfast meal from now on, except I'll probably end up sharing it with the wifey. Yeah, 2 for 1! Save that money! For Lipitor & a crossfit membership! No joke.
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