Udipi Cafe has ruined my life. My friends all hate me because I can't stop talking about how Udipi's food is the most delicious in America, I'm broke because I can't stop driving out to Monroeville and spending my last pennies on dinner there, and I can't sleep at night because I just need more Udipi Cafe. Seriously, though, I'm barely hyperbolizing. Western Pennsylvania should feel honored to host some of the best Indian food around. The mayor of Monroeville (who's that?) should pay Udipi in thanks for being the only place of interest in the city.
And did I mention? All vegetarian! Authentic! Perfectly spiced! Cheap!