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  • It's 3am. You're crunked on space wine. It's 3 am. You can't sleep. It's 3 am. Your roommate is hosting a drum circle on the verge of infiltrating hyperspace. It's 3 am. All you want is a paraffin treatment and a mani/pedi. I always find myself in such predicaments and thus, I always find myself at Get Nailed. Catering to jet setting prostitutes and nocturnal strippers, Get Nailed offers hair cuts, hair color, manicures, and spa pedicures 24 hrs/day. The prices are reasonable ($50 for a mani/pedi, $50 for a haircut). The inertia of the graveyard shift was weighing on my manicurist last week- a basic mani/pedi took her over an hour. I didn't care, I had a whore convention the next day. This review is awesome. Girls be so thirsty thirsty Fast forward to the end of my song And say third verse me verse me Whenever I hit block I see Tricks try to rehearse me hearse me From manicure sets to silky weaves They be so grimey, nasty, bogus Germy, dirty Uh oh Shol did You ain't slick Naw, let the pioneer blast my shit Wait a minute Hold up Bubble letters on my butt say "Fresh" Oops I'm a go Nails like whoa Acrylic base Top all gold Colors on my nails To the paint on my toes Stay fresh I'm accustomed to gold
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