Tonight, I had the wagyu beef chuck roast.
It was perfect.
It was so good, I fed a bite to a random pregnant lady sitting at the bar next to me. It was so good, I starting texting people to tell them about it. It was so good, it warranted a 5 star yelp review.
Even if you don't order the wagyu beef (you fool!), you will love the cocktails, your server Kevin, and anything you order off the menu, which will most likely be made of pork.
Get ready for a fatty, heavy, rich experience followed by a blissful food coma.