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| - How do they get away with calling this place an all suites hotel? Just because you slap a sofa in a hotel room does not make it a suite. The room had the most akward layout ever. You could not watch TV from the sofa or the beds comfortably. The old school tube TV was suck in a cabinet and while it did pull out, it did not swivel. Had to move it by hand, and pray it wouldn't fall over. Each bed had three pillows, all different but all had a plastic cover below the case. Move around; crunch, crunch, crunch. So annoying.
My room was so dirty, I've stayed at Motel 6's that were cleaner. The carpet was coming up, the wallpaper was peeling off. I saw candy left on the floor near the bed. In the bathroom someone had wipped bloody boogers on the wall. The mini bar had dust so thick on it, it look like it had never been touched. The best part though was a half-eaten pickle wrapped in a napkin sitting in the fridge. It was the only thing in there, how could you miss that? The sundries also sucked. Two bar soaps, one lotion and one shampoo, that's all. So don't expect too much from this place. I won't be back to stay.
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