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  • With all due respect Cailen S, yous crazy. Just because the owners of this Subway wrangled some lunatic willing to stay up past midnight to make sandwiches (and screw it, some nights I would), doesn't mean they are some kind of gift to the people's of Oakville. This Subway isn't bad, but I would like to offer a stark counterpoint to the glowing recommendation proffered here. Yes, it might be true that you will wait a long time for your sub, and it's probably true that the sandwich artist -- who is kindof, sortof, but not really gifted in the breadmeat arts -- only speaks four words of English, it's most definitely true that they will rush to slam the ingredients on your submarine and put on way too much mayo when you only request one stripe of mayo. Why did you make two motions? Isn't that two stripes? One stripe, one motion. Yeah, yeah, they're open late. But so is Tim Horton's in the same plaza. Are they five stars too, Cailen? ARE THEY? No further questions, your honour. Obligatory Title Pun: EAT FRESH, Cailen S. Menu Readability: You know, it's a Subway. Need to mention: Cailen and I go way back, hence I can question his judgment on Yelp. What this place teaches me about myself: I'm a dick.
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