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| - I am not a prude person, I am actually very open minded to all sexualities and activities. To my own surprise, I left this show without feeling sexy, but rather uncomfortable and annoyed.
Hubby picked this adult show, paid $200 ish for orchestra seats close to the stage. We assumed this was like The Peep show in Cirque du Soleil style. Supposed to be sexy and sensual with all the amazing aerobics, but it was not! It was nothing sexy but annoying interacts with audience throughout the entire show. I was very relieved that hubby didn't get the love seats in the front rows, we were very close to the stage still. I felt bad for the people who had to go along with the embarrassing " supposed to be sexy " questions & activities on the stage.... It was horrific! Not to mention two men hosts kept doing strange naughty things to men and women... And the adult toys and men costumes were nothing sexy but very disturbing. The young girls performers were very beautiful with nice body, amazing costumes too.
Most of the performance was not impressive. I only enjoyed the two girls amazing aerobic act in a huge glass cup, it was sensual, beautiful and sexy in a classy way! To my horror, there were just too many nearly naked guys on the stage... Yuk! I had to cover my eyes with napkins all the time when guys were performing, and the solo girl aerobic act on the ropes made me so uncomfortable, I have no intention to watch and listen imaginary sex scene with strangers sitting all around me.... The gay kissing was just too much...
The final imaginary orgy performance with a man and a woman from audience was so bad, please... I only wanted to see sexy girls perform on the stage, NO naked guys, naked old women, men and fat women!
I had to get up and took a break, one of the staffs asked if I was OK, I politely replied that I had to make a phone call, and went to the lounge in the front to sit for a while, I needed some time out seriously! One more look at some naked men, I would literally throw up in my beverage cup! Sorry I meant no disrespect for the hard working performers, I am just not that into men's bodies. Well....I started to drink so fast from my big alcohol beverage cup when I got back, too bad it didn't make me feel any better.. Guess this show was just not my type of show! I guess it is supposed to be interesting and exciting for a lot of people, but for me, it was too blunt, they should've made the seats less crowded... So I could at least not to be so close to the strangers around me... I am open to sexy and naughty bedroom times with my husband only.... I definitely don't like to watch a show about it in a theatre full of people....
They only sell drinks and snacks at concession stand outside the theatre, the frozen drink was too sweet and weak, the margarita on rock was strong though. Two big drinks and two jelly shots cost $54.
If you want to see a show to give you ideas about different sexualities and activities, or into buff muscular naked guys, you will love this show, otherwise, Stay away!!!
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