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  • I have to tell you all about Jimmy John's subs. I got one of the #1 subs here and it was good. I like that they don't make you tell them what to put on the sandwich. I go to Chipotle and they want me to tell them how to make a burrito. I go to Subway and they just look at me waiting for me to ask them to please bust that green pepper ring into a strip to put on the grubby sandwich. They finger up my sandwich at Subway and it smells like vomitus in there. Not at Jimmy Johns. No smell. No fingering. Sandwich. Just sandwichness. And they don't judge me in there. I was having a bad day, thinking of a friend I had lost - it was a silly fight. He said some things. I felt bad. I wept like a toddler in the checkout line. They didn't say a word. I got my sandwich, crawled into a booth and ate it, sniffling and doing that weird breathing thing when you're done crying and you kind of go, real fast, 'hoooo ha hoooo." Don't act like you never done it... Anyway, what is it about a good sub that makes things okay? Also, you don't have to choose from nine different buns. They got white bread and it was alright. You know what they need in a place like this? Pickles. Real good pickles would go great with one of these awesome sandwiches. Crunch! Crunch! Crunch! Pickle would have made it awesomer. Yep.
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