Dads, pull some of those penny slot winnings out of your fanny pack, spring for a hotel babysitter and take the wife on over to the OG. You'll get a better show and you won't be exposing the kiddies to yet another thing in Vegas they shouldn't see.
The rest of you, lighten up! Yes, it's cheesy. Yes, the pirates were better. But it's fun!
And for the old guy behind me, I hope your camera had a long lens, because the alternative is just EWWWWWWWWWW.