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  • As I walked up the stairway to this place, the memories of past visits came into my brain. I remembered walking up and down St.Catherine going into each club, eventually we came here and discovered was the best among the collection. If I remember correctly, we had to go home several days early on that particular trip due to low funds. I got to the top of the stairway and was blocked by the entry booth. A turnstyle blocked by an iron bar, put there by the person collecting money. I looked ahead of me and saw a man whose arms were as big as my legs. I was petrified for a moment. This bouncer towered over me. He pointed to the girl collecting money and I immediately pulled out my wallet and gave her $5 for the cover fee. A ticket was handed to a host, and the iron bar was slid back so the turnstyle could operate. The host asked me where I'd like to sit. I gestured to the stage, still wary of the giant I was walking past. Girls were hot. Girls danced. Girls got nekked. In American strip clubs, you put dollars on the stage for the girls I thought this was a good idea and I pulled out a Canadian dollar. Canadian dollars are coins. For a few minutes I pondered the logistics of putting a dollar on stage (perhaps in some slot?), and then decided against it. I was dreadfully afraid of the giant man. A girl named Cherry came up on stage. She was crazy hot. she danced, and she got nekked. After she got off the stage, she lead me back to the private area upstairs, asked that I use the hand sanitizer, and I got a private dance. Now that I think about it, hand sanitizer seems like a really, really good thing at a strip club. She was crazy hot. I returned a few nights later, and got another private dance from another super crazy hot chick named A something. It'll come to me. The girls are retardedly hot. Private dances are steaming hot. $10 for a private dance, $5 entry. Despite the inexpensive entry and dance charges, I still blew through $200 bucks fairly easily. This is an awesome place. When I return to Montreal, I'll definitely come back here.
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