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  • All-You-Can-Eat MEAT!!! Seriously, this place this is for the MEAT-minded, carnivore, Adkins Dieter, animal-lover (in not that cuddly, petting sort of way), or whatever similar term works. Vegetarians need not apply! Gluttony at its finest! For $40/person, not only do you get to sit on your duff and be served by a small army of waiters, a continuous train of spit-roasted meat arrives at your table to be carved onto your dish until you flip your stop card. Could it get any better than this? (Maybe lounging on a daybed, fanned by a team of scantily-clad women like Caligula? Other than that, I can't think of anything else that would make this better!) On this visit we had 13 choices (I've heard this number varies per day... a friend mentioned it was 14 when he was there a few days prior). Today's drive-by train of gluttony included bacon-wrapped filet, bacon-wrapped turkey medallions, steak, roast beef, roast lamb, and lamb chops, sausage links, smoked ham, and more. Our absolute favorite were the lamb chops and roast beef! The massive appetizer bar had a lot of choices - 4 long tables-worth of cured meats, cheeses, prepared salads, pasta & seafood dishes - that were quite delicious! I'd pay just to go to the appetizer bar ($30 for salad bar only). But remember, this is a gastronomic distraction (filler) to what you came here for today: MEAT! They have a sushi menu as well - sushi is 1/2-off on Mondays. Again, a distraction from MEAT! So despite "preparing" ourselves (not eating anything all day), we were barely able to squeak through 2 rotations. (See TIP below...) Food was great and we'll definitely be back! But with a bill for $120.68 for 2 people before tip (2 drinks, 2 dinners, 2 desserts), the next time we visit we're eating & drinking MEAT ONLY! TIP: I've heard the thing to do is eat a large breakfast to stretch the stomach... and nothing else all day until Brasa! Good luck!
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