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We went for happy hour... four of us. I believe it was 5-7pm? Anyway, the selection consisted of kobe chili cheese fries, lettuce cups, buffalo style wings, and a few other things. Roughly $8-9 each. I couldn't imagine paying double for these. Of course, sin city IS the most expensive place in the US to eat, now. Regardless, we were seated at a very low-top table next to the casino floor which we liked.
Now, have you seen the episode of Seinfeld where Elaine threatens the diner owner for all of his waitresses being "similar"? Yeah, same concept here. All looked to be Eastern European with black hair, tanned, and smokin' hot bodies. Not that I'm complaining, but pretty odd. Top that all off with the personality of a troll. I'm sure it was due to the fact that we were there for a drink or two and apps, but if you want a tip, then do your damn job. We waited about 10 minutes after our drinks came just to see a menu. Finally ordered. Two guys got the fries and wings, and I got the fries and lettuce cups. Their food came out first, and she brought me the wrong french fry item. I sent them back since I didn't want to pay $15 for some steak fries and some orange looking goo. By the time they attempted to bring us three orders of lettuce cups (we ordered one), most everyone was done with their meal.
The 4th in our party actually ordered a non-happy hour item: Mini lobster tacos. Mini is such an overstatement with regards to these. I think Micro is more suitable. Anyway, we're talking $5 a BITE. They were literally the size of my thumb, and he got 4 on his order. Livid sums up how he felt after this.
Anywway, is the food good? Yes, what we ordered was good. Was it worth even coming for happy hour or for the shit service we got? Not even close. Save your time and money and put some money on the over at the sports book.
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