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  • Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I walked into this place freshly showered and smelling like roses, but walked out smelling like grease, clogged arteries, and fat induced mothballs. Yuck. I found this country diner on yelp and was smitten by the "world's largest omelet" sign on their window and reviews of large, huge, and monty python sized portions. Holler. I walked in and asked for their "world's largest omelet," which is actually a world record Crazy Otto's broke in year 2002, thus the "credit." Oh. I was a bit disappointed, I'll admit. So I ask for the the "full" size ortega beef omelet (6 eggs), hash browns, biscuits and gravy. The biscuits were dry and the gravy was drier. The omelet was pretty large, but came with a puddle of grease on top of it. The hash browns were...hash browns. The Ortega beef chunks were probably the best thing about my meal. Even better, was the service. I don't know if he was the manager or what, but he told us a little bit about the history and origination of Crazy Otto, which served to be interesting and food for thought. So...they get 2 stars for service and portions. Look, I love diners. I love huge portions, bustling waitresses that call you "honey," and hearty, soul food meals that are full of carbohydrates, but this place was just way too greasy. It's a wonder how my perfume mixed with my hairspray didn't ignite a blazing flame throughout this place with the amount of grease that was in the air, seats, and food?! Holy smokes. Will I ever go back? I'm all for second chances, but the thought of it just made me throw up a little in my mouth. So the answer is gonna have to be no, for now. *Shivering*
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