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| - OH MY GOD, YELPERS!! What is WRONG with you?? I had read about the Phoenix HAG years and years ago in a magazine and always thought it would be a fun place to visit... so when I stumbled upon their front door in Vegas this past weekend - I was beside myself. It DOES exist and I am HERE! I took a few pictures, ogled the menu, and went back to the hotel to convince my husband that we had to come back and eat the next day. We did. First of all - it is a THEMED restaurant. If you don't want to play along, go somewhere else. The waitresses are dressed as sexy nurses. They were all cute, personable, and helpful with ordering and playing along with the theme. I have a problem with some of the reviewers knocking their intelligence level. If they forgot a drink, if they never came back to your table - fine, comment on service. Don't call them stupid. Enough of that rant. As a diner, you are required to wear a hospital gown. Its part of the theme. Again - if you are unhappy playing along, don't eat here. Second - the food and drinks. Don't want to eat a greasy burger loaded with cheese and lard fried french fries? Maybe you should skip the place called "Heart Attack Grill" and go eat a salad at the place across the street? Its a theme, people. Go with it. How can you possibly complain about the food at a place that has cigarettes, YES - cigarettes, on the menu? I enjoyed my burger. Very much so. But I'm a protein hound and after tossing the bun and enjoying a fat wad of crispy and delicious bacon and a 1/2 lb burger patty with grilled onion - I was one happy customer. Hubs enjoyed his burger as well. If you're looking for a gourmet burger with a fancy cheese and special toppings with a homemade bun with your initials on it... don't eat here. If you're looking for a fun place with good burgers that will fill you up, want to have a good time, laugh a lot, and try some good drinks... then tie on a hospital gown, because Heart Attack Grill is the place to be. As for the drinks - I was VERY satisfied. I had the Strawberry Shortcake slushie and loved it. Very tasty, very potent. And I will be coming back just to pick up a drink in a keepable to-go cup while I roam Fremont. I passed on the milkshake - too rich for me... but butterfat won't kill you, people. I won't get into a nutritional lecture on Yelp, but the sugar in that drink will do more harm to your body than the butter. Or the animal fat that your fries were drenched in. But I digress... for now. Third - the atmosphere: its fun! That's what its supposed to be. Kitschy, silly, and fun! And I think this place totally succeeds with that. Did I mention there are cigarettes on the menu? Okay then. Grab a group of friends, a camera, and enjoy an entertaining dinner at The Heart Attack Grill. The guys (or brave enough girls) can hop on the scale for a "before" estimate and hop on AFTER all your drinks and dining for the "after". We even witnessed a guy who met the 350# requirement... the scale has a siren and a flashing red light to inform everyone within the vicinity that SOMEONE is eating for free!
Overall, just go in with a good attitude. Know what you're getting into... and what you're going in for. Try the slushies. Get a burger. Take pictures. And have fun. That's what its about. And by the way.... this is the ONLY Heart Attack Grill in existence now. It relocated out of Phoenix to Dallas... and then Dallas to Vegas. So this is it. Try it and enjoy! And don't forget to bring cash... no credit cards here!
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