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  • This review is exclusively directed at the marketing team. Hellloooooooooo. Lost me at fish furniture. Who is the floozy in your commercial? Does she have a twitter handle I can follow, and then instantly unfollow? Stick with what you know. I like the ones when the fish flop from their tank onto the bed, although unrealistic, very fun. I once heard the end of your jingle and was very close to getting off my couch (that I bought from Value City (that has a normal marketing approach)), but that harlot scared my dog and now I need to buy more carpet cleaner instead. I look forward to this winter's sales specials, I do want to get my money's worth!
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