OK this is what it is. it is Beer brewed for the tourist crowd. It is not meant to be San Diego, or Portland Oregon style beers. It is meant to get Bud Light Drinkers to up their game.
Taking that approach the beer is what it is, the Heffe is actually quite good and very true to style. The others are rather pedestrian but they are certainly not GROSS either.
Do yourself a favor though and if you are going to drink at the bar, insist your beer be served in a glass, otherwise it comes in a plastic cup!