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  • Sometimes as a parent, you need to punish your child - a labor of love us parents need to bestow occasionally upon our kids. And its at times such as these when tossing them from a speeding vehicle or 'accidentally' shoving them off a cliff into the waiting abyss that is the Grand Canyon just won't do. This is why I suggest the Phoenix Herpetological Society. WIth over 1,400 egg-born, scaly, venomous creatures onsite, you're sure to have luck with some type of 'accident'. I'm certain of it. Just kidding, stick to the speeding car thingy. But seriously, let's say you're a notorious drug dealer, one of such vicious disposition that you harbor some of the world's rarest and deadliest snakes. Then you get busted by the DEA. What do you do? Well you're going to prison you worthless piece of shit, count on it. But your 'pets'? What becomes of them? You guessed it, the DEA sees to it they'll get a good home unlike you, sending them to the Phoenix Herpetological Society. Or, let's say you live in the Sonoran Desert, waking up one fine spring day to greet a four-foot rattler on the rear patio. What do you do? Run and get your scatter gun or square point shovel? Not so fast Wild Bill. Call the folks at Phoenix Herp and they'll have someone there within the hour to rescue it from the otherwise loving end of your shovel or buckshot party. Did you know Phoenix Herp also has the only croc in existence with a prosthetic limb? It's true. Scientists at some major University developed a fake leg for one of the crocs. (This might be the challenge for your kid....to see if he can outrun him) Call to make arrangements for a family or event tour. It's two hours of pure fun and with any luck, a warning bite for your nine year-old from a non venomous creature. As I said, a labor of love.
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