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| - Serving food like this should be a crime. In theory, fat sandwich could have worked. They could have served good, greasy, creative food, and I would have been all over that like a fly on shit. Instead, all the flies on shit you'll find here are just the ones crawling around their kitchen.
The basic idea of a fat sandwich is that you take all this prepackaged frozen finger food and pile it into a sandwich of your choosing, such that you can get fried mac and cheese, tater tots, french fries, hamburger patties, gyro meat, mozzarella sticks, sausages, and chicken fingers all in one large, nasty sandwich.
My main problem with fat sandwiches is that they're serving you the same fried garbage that you could get for half the price in the freezer section at Sam's Club, except that they've somehow made it worse. They're using the lowest quality of ingredients available, and it is completely apparent upon the first bite you take.
Every single ingredient they use just tastes godawful. It doesn't really matter what you pick to put on your fat sandwich, because it will all taste the same. Again, let me emphasize, EVERY SANDWICH TASTES EXACTLY THE SAME. Combine that with the fact that they're serving this food in days-old rolls that have the taste and consistency of paper, and you just feel insulted. I got food of this quality inside my high school cafeteria, and I have no interest in suffering through it again.
Now obviously, you have to be pretty inebriated to want a sandwich like that. Fat Sandwich Co knows that, and they prey on that. This place loves to encourage self-destructive behavior like binge drinking, smoking, or eating their sandwiches, and if it ever has customers inside, it's a group of loudmouthed frat boy stereotypes covered in their own vomit. But no matter how intoxicated I am, I will never ever make the mistake of eating at this hole ever again. The fact that we're all a bunch of alcoholic college students is not an excuse to serve us bad food.
The thing about us is that we're also as poor as we are irresponsible, which helps to remind you of how bad of a decision it is to go here. $8 for a fat sandwich. 8 fucking dollars for this shit. Then I can complement it with a $10 pack of cigarettes, in case I'm stupid enough to fall for your 50% upcharge. At least charge me what this garbage is worth, you sanctimonious assholes.
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