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| - Me: "So here I am at Uno's, and this pizza looks good. Man, I am so hungry, let me just pick up a slice... whats this? let me take a bite...... is that? what the?? Waiter!
Waiter: Yes, how can I help you?
Me: "Yea, there is Half of a tomato in my pizza."
Waiter: "Yea..."
Me: "I don't think you understand... there is half of a tomato in my pizza. Like, someone took a whole tomato, chopped it in half, put half of it on pizza dough, covered it with cheese, and then put it on this plate."
Waiter: "Yes, you ordered the pizza"
Me: "Yes. Dough, Sauce, Cheese"
Waiter: "Well thats our sauce. its tomato"
Me: "No. pizzas have Tomato sauce. its made from Tomato. it isnt just Tomato. Thats like if i went to a fast food resturant, ordered fries, asked for ketchup and the guy behind the counter just handed me a tomato. I mean come on.
Waiter: "Umm...."
Me: "Listen, can i just get a pizza with pizza sauce?"
Waiter: "I'm sorry, this is what we serve at Uno's."
Me: "Wow... this is lame..."
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