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  • Holy Buddha are you girls hopped up early in the morning. Some of us are hungover and/or drunk, notice the bloodshot eyes? If I am communicating in grunts, moans, slurs, and the like, please tone down the excitement till I have received my morning stimulants too. I am liable to experience sensory overload and pass-out if I have twelve tweaking teens greet me in such a state of inebriation and your property is not big enough to divert all the entitled wives in their urban 4x4s around my vehicle until the next business day. Also, an Americano will certainly get the job done, but if you are an espresso only place why not tell me when I order something called coffee? It is a personal rule of mine to order one-fifth the shots of espresso as I did of alcohol the night before, which for you would have been highly profitable.
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