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| - *5 plus stars if you are open minded, do not embarrass easy and want to have some hearty good laughs. This is a definite "Stays in Vegas" experience.
Spoiler alert to follow***************Please do not read unless you know about this place or like to be surprised.
*No stars if you are easily offended or have kids- do not go
*Two and a half stars for the food. lol-- I don't think folks go here for the food. We do not remember what the food tasted like.
Brawhaha
*Drinks look good. We did not have any so no opinion on that but I hear they are awesome and have great specials.
I averaged it out to a 4 star review because it was highly entertaining after we got used to it of course. ;)
We had no idea when we came in why all the servers kept walking past us and refusing to sit us. They continued to ignore us. Then someone came by, looked at us ignored us and then sat the folks last in line. Even they were aghast and murmured a quick, "sorry" to us. We asked to be given a table adding, "We have been here a while." The guy threw the menus at us and said, "Oh ya have have ya? Give me a break. Sit yourselves." We were like, " WTH?" We were appalled but somehow I recognized something in a fellow actor. Maybe, it was the twinkle in his eye. So before I strangled him and demanded to see his manager, I poked my head into the restaurant to see what was up. Rude caveman sighs, loudly I might add, and begrudgingly walks us to our table. He asked if we had ever heard of the place or been in. When we said, "no" this is when all hell broke loose. The "stupid" word was used, He yelled as he walked us to our table " Coming through with some Moronic Newbies." napkins were thrown at us, food passed by with phallic symbols on it, eye rolls of impatience and sympathy from the fellow staffers, etc and so forth. We sat there for about 2 minutes with our jaws on the table before we finally got the fact it was suppose to be this way. Then we rolled on the floor laughing. Of course this just gets the waiter even more annoyed with how silly and dumb we were. lol--- Thank God I am not a prude or embarrassed easily. To be honest I was embarrassed anyway. My friend starts to really get into it and I have to remind her she is a wife, mother, and grandmother so sit the heck down and behave. This is when we noticed the equally offensive slogans, posters hanging around on the walls, the waiter made hats on the fellow customers, and songs being sung for birthday patrons. "My Dearie Goody Two Shoes Ears!" YIKESAROONI!
So as you have gathered by now it is a themed restaurant where they purposely treat you nasty/saracastic/rude/raunchy etc. It gets dirty though so please do not bring kids here. There were tons here when we were there and that really bothered me since there is no warning sign out front. Also,do not go if you are offended by that sort of thing.
What was really fun was whenever a new person comes in. People sit here all day to watch their confused faces, like ours, before they get the joke. It is like the customers are the audience and you are the new actors on stage. When the group of four 80 plus year old's came in and sat next to us we could not control our laughter over their confused and outraged faces. My friend and I were laughing so hard that helped them catch on and finally figured it out. It is an interesting human psychology experiment to watch. Human nature at it's best. Go Gramps and Grams because they were getting into it too! After eating We never wanted to leave the place. We were having so much fun.
Oh to review the food, what food? Don't ask us about the food. We honestly have no idea because we do not remember. We do remember the food and restaurant is beach themed if that helps.
We finally got up to leave after an hour and the manager says, So how was everything?" Before we could answer he says, "Well it had better have been good. You took long enough. Your friend there was all over my man server. Now get the hell out of my place." Brawhahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!! We'll be back next week. JK or are we?
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