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  • This review is for the nightclub aspect only. It's challenging to review a Vegas club because all of them suffer from fundamental problems that drive almost any man with a whit of intellect completely batshit crazy. Here's the thing, Lavo is the next evolution in Vegas club nonsense. The lines can be ridiculous of course, but these aren't any worse than other clubs ... which is to say that they are a miserable experience. The worst, most offensively miserable aspects are how insanely crowded the place is and the staff here. So how crowded is it? I liken it to the people who try to mash their way into Walmart when it opens on Black Friday ... except constantly. I'm pretty sure that every day when they clean up the place they find two or three trampled girls in skanky outfits who just got lost under the mob. The heat can become unbearable and you'll be begging to leave this steam bath Hell ... but to no avail because you are so cramped in that you can't leave and you are forced to remain there and have people sweat on you. I think they call it Lavo as a reference to a sauna in a bath house. Now the staff ... well bouncers are moronic assholes, Vegas bouncers are SUPER moronic assholes, and Lavo bouncers are their kings. These guys are incredibly unreasonable and pushy. They have no concept of listening to logic and are happy to deny you entrance to the club because you happen to want to throw away your drink yourself. It gets a second star because the decor of sinks and bathtubs is pretty cool and we met ONE line watching staff member who was cool and talked about sports with us. Otherwise if you have a Y chromosome and two neurons, prepare yourself for a visit to the steamy underworld.
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