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  • Ah, the Mellow Mushroom! The only thing mellow at this restaurant is the attitude of the wait staff towards serving food. I do love the pizza here and I'm a fan of their every-changing selection of craft beers, but after overlooking their horrible service during my last three visits, I overlook it after this last visit and won't be returning . . . at least not to this one. First of all, if you want to be known for your beers, make sure your staff actually knows something about beer. When my buddy found they didn't carry Stella, he asked for something Stella-like. The waiter actually said, "well . . . we have light beer and some dark beers, what kind to you like?" What part of Stella didn't he understand. After a 'Dance of the Tards' between my friend and the waiter trying to get him to understand what Stella-like meant, we finally had to get the bartender over to answer our questions. We walked in at exactly 5pm. Didn't talk to our beer connoisseur waiter until his first visit to our table around 5:15. The first beer didn't hit the table until almost 6. We ordered apps and a pizza. Between 6 and 6:30 I watched our waiter shoot the sh*t with the bar staff and never walk to a table. Finally at 6:30, after the table that came in about 20 minutes behind us was already finishing their pie, I flagged down another waitress. Our was still talking to the bar staff; probably planning their next World of Warcraft raid. When he did return to our table, he actually told us he forgot to put in our order. Well, no $#!* . . . you haven't left the bar in the last 30 minutes. We asked for a manager. Then asked again. Then one more time. As I write this days later I'm sure they are still looking for him. We finally demanded from the bartender to have another waiter work our table. Our request was honored. We finally got our food, well at least our pizza. The manager is probably in hiding with our apps. Bills comes and we get charged for everything, including the apps we didn't get and a second beer we ordered but never saw. We paid cash and gave the waiter a -$20 tip. We thought that should cover the apps we didn't get as well as the discount we should have been offered by the non-existent manager we never saw for the piss-poor service.
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