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  • I used to work out at the gym right down the street, really late at night. After my workout, I'd drive home, around 3am, right past this bar. And I would always see super tall, thin, uber-glamorous women loitering around on the sidewalk out front. What the fuck was going on there?!?!?! I just had to find out!! Finally, a few months later a friend invited me to go check the place out. It was a Saturday night, and as we walked thru the door into a packed club....we realized we had stumbled into a tranny bar, right in the middle of a performance!! The emcee didn't skip a beat, shoving the mic in our faces: "And what are YOU two doing here tonight?!?!" "Well.....I work out down at the gym the street, and every night when I'm driving home I see all these freaky people hanging out here! So I had to come in and see what it's all about!!" The emcee gasped: "Ya hear that?! She says there's FREAKS here!!!" Uh-oh...talk about a major faux pas! Was I about to be attacked by a horde of angry, offended trannies? But instead, she began to laugh hysterically: "DRINKS ON ME, you two!!! Come on in!!!" And thus began one of the most fabulous evenings of my life. That place is AMAZING!!! I'd rather hang out here than anywhere in Vegas....and that's the truth. The parking lot isn't that sketchy; just keep your wits about you, and you'll be fine. Live a little!!!!
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