Don't embarrass yourself by getting anything else. Poutine. That's it.
We made the mistake by order a burger and a side of poutine to share. *gasp
Locals avert their eyes and you have tourist written all over you without even saying a word.
Every single table, each person ordered poutine. The menu has over 20 to choose from!
It's quite a huge order for 1 person to tackle. Man up and don't share. It's worth the weight gain and the trouble breathing afterwards.