Oh Punch Bowl Punch Bowl Punch Bowl.... You sell the awesomeness that you aspire to be through press releases and inexperienced staff but please just please stop..:
You have a menu that no experienced chef could execute during a moderate crowd let alone a waiting list of suburbanite wannabe hipsters that want to bowl then realize that the bowling alleys are mere toy games with strings attached to the pins
You continue to offer a place with slippery floors (though comical to watch people walk on while sober) yet dangerous for the masses. Food that is a stretch for any restaurant yet alone a grown up chuck e cheese that sells out to corporate institutions that want to make their recent Macedonia State Grads feel like ballers as they drink on the company (dime).
Enjoy the 7 minutes of (Cleveland fame...AKA WInter)
Words of advice... Take 14 things out of each entree. Be actually "social". The rest will be ok.