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  • If you want a non-toasted bagel, with WW2 rations of bacon with non- melted cheese, on top of a lukewarm egg; go to Einstein Bros Bagels. They are consistently letting me down and I now know what it feels like to be an Atlanta Falcons fan. More so, your experience here is just like the outcome of Super Bowl 51. Starts out strong, as you walk in and experience a very friendly staff which is always showing a high degree of patience since my head is moderately hurting from the previous night and ordering can be quite an endeavor. The place is extremely clean and the atmosphere is great too. I always order, and sit outside, in which they will bring your bagel sandwich out to you if they aren't super busy. You are thinking this is going to be a slam dunk! But just like Super Bowl 51, after halftime (aka bagel getting to you) it takes a turn for the worst. You are let down as for what I perviously stated above happens. The bagel doesn't seem as fresh as you would think and comes out non-toasted . The cheese isn't even melted! The bacon however are exceptional but could it hurt to have one more slice? After finishing your "meal", that's when defeat hits you as hard as Dont'a Hightower. You are left still hungry, tail in between your legs. You look down and say to your stomach just as Matt Ryan said to the city of Atlanta, "I'm sorry for doing this to you again." That's when I go home and toast the bagel that is in my fridge and watch an episode of Always Sunny to brighten my mood. Thanks for the convenience Einstein Bros Bagels, but not for the bagel, bro.
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