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| - I would love to give this place three or four stars as the comedians they had were hilarious, but I just can't justify it on the grounds that the food and service were excruciating. My fiancee and I had a four course meal which started off with side salad so small that I almost didn't see it in the dark. Next was the main course. It was a bacon cheeseburger of some kind and it was okay but nothing special. I've certainly had better. The sweet potato fries on the side, however, were almost inedible. They were greasy, hard and cold. I have no idea what they looked like which amounts only to saying that I am not a cat, as this place certainly had the visual milieu of a real cave. Dessert came next. We both had the German chocolate cake. I'm not sure if it has that title because they had to go to Germany to get it, (the wait is certainly suggestive of this,) but it definitely was not a proper German chocolate cake.
We went back a couple days later, despite the horrendous food the first night. We asked for drinks but didn't get them for a full hour. Meanwhile, the table next to us only recently occupied received a table full of beers. When we finally saw our server and asked where our drinks were, her reply was that it was busy at the bar. Maybe understandable except that we had ordered beers too! The second night we waited over an hour for our main course. When it finally arrived it was okay, but nothing to write home about. We got dessert what felt like hours later. I had an apple pie. It was actually frozen in the middle. I'd have sent it back but I didn't have a clue how to get our server's attention.
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