After being advised NOT to go to Farmer Boys, I decided to visit.
As I entered, it appeared I had walked into a Cracker Barrel-esque restaurant complete with curtains, ceiling fans and light fixtures.
I ordered the "natural" burger which comes on a nice bun with cheese, bacon, chopped onions, "secret sauce", which is a Russian Dressing concoction and guacamole. Now, on TV, this looked good and I would assume it hopefully would taste good.
The result? Absolutely tasteless.
Kudos to the friendly staff, not the burger. I should have listened to my friend.