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  • Ugh. Argh. Just, ugh. Let me just say right away that it's a trap. You might think it is a good idea. I mean, you know people who like it, and, you know ... AT&T is unequivocally the devil. The most vile ... oh, I digress. So, you go with Verizon. Can't be that bad, right. It's bad. You might as well go to the nearest mega-strip club and make it rain, because that would be better use of your monies. In the eternal words of that Ackbar guy: "It's a trap!" Staff Employees here are nice enough. They convince you to purchase over-priced and useless shit (accessories). They might even distract you well enough that you fail to notice that their corporate headquarters in New York, New York is fucking you sans lube. Price $$$$ Everything is outrageously priced here. They might have forgot all about this lil' thing called the internets which a customer may enjoy access to in the palm of their hands even while in their store. Ambiance Patrons going to this store or something nearby drive around in the parking lot like total tools because they are either in need of that Doritos Locos® taco supreme that bad, or they are just from the area, in other words complete utter douches. Epilogue How the hell do I cancel this stupid shit? Why is it that I can enter a two-year exclusive contract with these assholes with just about a single click of the mouse, but I have clicked about ninety two times all over their shitty website and I cannot end this nightmare even after two years? (Temporarily) Suspend service is the best one can do online. Ugh, just argh. - E Edit dated 27 December 2013: ********************************** Final Epilogue Apparently Verizon is open on Christmas Eve. Vanessa S. from this store messaged me very soon after I published this review and informed me what I needed to do in order to completely sever relations with Verizon Wireless. She was utmost professional: useful, funny, and cool, and I would rate her five stars if I could (there is no Yelp for individual people though). Rightfully, bumping up my original two star review of her store to three.
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